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questionful:

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questionful:

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iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

asvprock:

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet


Original Scissor Hands worn by Johnny Depp in Tim Burton’s “Edward Scissorhands”

Original Scissor Hands worn by Johnny Depp in Tim Burton’s “Edward Scissorhands”

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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