I'll Destroy and Conquer

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

bombing:

[accidentally calls male teacher mom]

thebeautifullyinsatiablesp:

His reaction…unf

thebeautifullyinsatiablesp:

His reaction…unf

aflyonthewalls:

http://aflyonthewalls.tumblr.com/
I am almost ready to go and shower ..care to scrub my back :) ?

aflyonthewalls:

http://aflyonthewalls.tumblr.com/

I am almost ready to go and shower ..care to scrub my back :) ?

princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

gh0stpixie:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever