Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy
so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"
when my parents complain about me
[accidentally calls male teacher mom]
I am almost ready to go and shower ..care to scrub my back :) ?
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever